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yo harley where you at i got a question for you
i mean
i guess i can just ask in text
but also we should do something im bored

hi dave! :D
i am currently poking around the labs! there is some really cool stuff down here :o
but.... this is maybe not the best place to do something fun
unless that something is science :P
where are you? i can find you!

i am always down to help make mad science happen as long as you let me igor rather than like
know shit
but yeah im just in the library
rose decorated it in tentacle horror theme this is so weird

HARLEY.
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU'VE ARRIVED AT THE BASE WHILE I WAS GONE.
SO... HEY.
ARE WE FRIENDS?
I AM ASSUMING WE ARE FRIENDS HERE, SO I AM APPROACHING YOU IN THE MANNER THAT A FRIEND WOULD APPROACH ANOTHER FRIEND.
BY GREETING YOU IN A SINCERE MANNER, AND ALSO ASKING YOU WHAT'S UP.
SO. WHAT'S UP.

rose decorated? i want to see!! :o
i can come to you since i am not doing any experiments right now but i will let you igor sometime soon! :)
be there in a sec!!!

[It's quite literally a second - Jade teleports into the library with a flash of green light.]

Hi, Dave!

[ like he can't judge he often does time travel to appear somewhere in a few seconds or like no time, so. he just lifts a hand. ]

Sup. [ he's staring at a horrorterror tapestry. ] I have so many questions about everything Rose chooses to be.

weeeeeellll i guess it depends :P
are you past karkat or future karkat????
lol just kidding
not much is up! i just got done poking around the farm again
the pumpkins look really good!!!!
what is up with you? :o

[Jade stares at it too. Horrorterrors aren't her favorite thing in paradox space, but she can at least appreciate the artistry behind it.]

Well... it is very Rose!

[She turns her attention back to Dave, then. She can only look at tentacles for so long before she starts to get the creeps.]

Anyways, you said you had a question?

Oh, right.

[ he should look away from the creepy tapestry. THANKS, ROSE. ]

Did you read my messages re: a Halloween party? I was wondering if you wanted to friend-date it up to the shindig. I have it on good authority - i.e., mine - that there will be dancing. Line-dancing, also.

Yes, I saw them! It sounds like a lot of fun! I've never been to a Halloween party before, though, so I wasn't sure how I could help. I wouldn't want to mess anything up!

[Logic dictates that it's probably hard to mess up in helping set up a party, but decades of teenage media tropes say otherwise.]

But I would love to friend-date it up! What do we have to do to friend-date? Other than line-dancing.

I KNOW YOU ARE "JUST KIDDING" BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS IS CURRENT KARKAT.
NEITHER OF US HAVE TO BE ANNOYED BY THOSE TWO FUCKERS ANYMORE.
I MEAN
THOSE TWO FUCKERS WHO ARE ME, OBVIOUSLY. THAT IS A LESSON I HAVE INDEED LEARNED ALREADY.
SHIT.
ANYWAY NOTHING IS UP WITH ME. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'VE MISSED WHAT I'VE BEEN GONE.

I'm pretty sure we just hang out the whole evening? Like, there should be lots of games and stuff to do, too. And also candy.

[ he's looking forward to the candy... ]

We can also think up costumes together, if you had any in mind?

hm....... i have my eye on you ""current karkat"" :|
i am afraid i cannot help figuring out what you missed though!
i have only been here for a couple of weeks so everything still seems new to me
oh!!! but dave is planning a halloween party! :o
have you heard about that yet?

That sounds pretty easy! We should definitely friend-date, then.

[She takes a moment to think over the costume question. That is the most important part of Halloween, after all!]

I have always thought about what I would want to be for Halloween, if I ever got to celebrate it. But it's so hard to choose - there are so many good costumes! I could be a witch or a werewolf or a princess or a super hero or a magical girl or a Squiddle....

[She trails off, but it's clear that list continues for quite a while.]

What about you? Did you have any ideas?

YEAH HE MENTIONED IT.
HE TOOK THE JOB OF ENTERTAINMENT DIRECTOR, AKA HE WENT FOR THE MOST USELESS TITLE HE COULD GRAB.
WITH HOW MUCH TIME HE SPENDS ON THAT DAMN FARM YOU'D THINK HE'D GO FOR LIKE "DIRECTOR OF APPLE MAKING" OR SOMETHING BUT NAH.
PARTIES ARE WHAT TRULY MATTER ON THIS BASE.
HE ALSO SAID THAT HE'S GOING TO ASK YOU TO GO WITH HIM.
WAIT DID THAT ALREADY HAPPEN OR DID I RUIN THE SURPRISE?

that already happened! he asked me yesterday :)
i said yes of course!! it sounds like a lot of fun
i have never been to a party before let alone a halloween one so.... im really excited!!!!
youre going to come too right?

I GUESS?
EVEN IF I SAID NO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I'LL GET DRAGGED THERE REGARDLESS BECAUSE NO ONE ON THIS BASE KNOWS HOW TO MIND THEIR OLD BUSINESS.
AND I OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY EITHER.
I HEARD THERE'S CANDY INVOLVED?
I MEAN, ORIGINALLY I HEARD THAT THE UNDEAD EAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE CANDY TO HUMAN WIGGLERS.
BUT I WAS TOLD THAT BY STRIDER AND LALONDE SO HOW FACTUAL THAT STATEMENT ACTUALLY *IS* IS DEBATABLE.

yes there is candy involved!
though i dont think the undead thing is true
there ARE a lot of zombie movies about the undead eating people on halloween but i dont think they are representative of actual halloween
then again..... i guess i wouldnt know! :o
i guess we will just have to wait and see :)

I WATCHED ONE OF THOSE.
IT WAS CALLED WARM BODIES.
THE ENDING WAS EXTREMELY OBVIOUS IMO BUT IT WAS DECENT.
ANYWAY
THE UNDEAD WASN'T THAT MUCH OF AN UNUSUAL CONCEPT AT ALTERNIA, BUT CANDY WASN'T INVOLVED.

Uh. Pokemon trainer? Idk. If you went witch I guess we could technically grab Rose and just to classes, but like, if you superhero it up I'll be a sidekick.

[ A SHRUG. he clearly has not given it that much thought. ]

i have never seen warm bodies but it sounds interesting!
and i dont think the candy is usually tied to the undead
its more like.... halloween is for spooky things and then candy to make up for the spooky things?
but those spooky things dont HAVE to be undead! they can just be magical
like werewolves
and witches!!

Classes could be fun, but it's Halloween - isn't the idea to dress up as something you aren't? So unless we switched classes, that wouldn't be very fun!

[So that strikes out witch from her list - though Jade could probably rock a suit of armor now that she's thinking about it.]

A superhero sounds fun, though! Which superheroes have cool sidekicks?

OH WE CAN WATCH IT TOGETHER IF YOU WANT.

[ FRIENDS WATCH MOVIES TOGETHER..... listen karkat tried Very Hard to secure jade as a friend before the three year trip and he wants to make sure he does not immediately fuck that up ]

WITCHES ARE SPOOKY? HUH.
YEAH I GUESS LOOKING AT YOU, I CAN SEE THAT.

[ jk he immediately fucked it up ]

We could do a swap up. You know Rose would love to be a witch and I'd rock the fortune teller stuff. Probably? What does a seer even wear.

[ besides rose's clothes. ]

But, uh, superheroes. I guess Batman?

haha very funny :P

[Jade knows it's a joke, but she still remembers Karkat's trolling days. She does consider him a friend... but she's going to keep an eye out.

Keeping an eye out does not preclude a movie night, though.]

i would love to watch it together though!
maybe we could have a spooky halloween movie night :o
or... a lot of spooky halloween movie nights
there are a lot of spooky movies!

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