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[alienates]

WELL TELL ME, JADE, WHAT TYPE OF CURRENCY WOULD THEY BE USING IN THIS ECONOMY?
EXACTLY WHAT WOULD THESE SKELETONS NEED TO SURVIVE?
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY NEED FOOD OR SHELTER SINCE, AGAIN, THEY ARE DECEASED.
WHERE WOULD THEY KEEP THIS MONEY? THEY CAN'T WEAR CLOTHES, IT'LL SLIP RIGHT OFF THEIR BONY FRAMES.
THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT THEIR WALLETS.

[cuteandquarky]

they could wear shirts or dresses with a narrow collar! :o
it would be very drapey but i bet that their shoulder bones would be able to hold the fabric up
they could wear hats too!
and obviously they would use candy for money
it is halloween!! :D

[alienates]

I DON'T KNOW, THAT SEEMS LIKE A PROBLEMATIC FORM OF CURRENCY.
THERE'S THE RISK OF IT GETTING EATEN BY NON-SKELETONS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE GOING HOME ONE DAY TO FIND OUT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS HAVE BEEN SHOVED INTO THE GREEDY MOUTH OF A DISGUSTING ASSHOLE WHO PROBABLY DID NOT WASH THEIR HANDS BEFOREHAND?

[cuteandquarky]

who would steal from a skeleton though?
they are very spooooooky :o
they can just scare off would be thieves by clattering their bones a little!

[alienates]

YOU ARE GROSSLY UNDERESTIMATING HOW MUCH SOME PEOPLE LOVE CANDY.
IF SOMEONE IS DETERMINED ENOUGH I AM SURE THEY WILL BE WILLING TO BRAVE A SKELETON.
THERE ISN'T MUCH THEY CAN DO BESIDES RATTLE THREATENINGLY.

[cuteandquarky]

maybe they would brave ONE skeleton....
but would they brave an entire skeleton society?? :o

[alienates]

OK BUT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT THE SKELETONS EVEN GROUP THEMSELVES TOGETHER LIKE THAT?
MAYBE THEY WOULD PREFER TO HAVE THEIR OWN SPACES.
OR MAYBE IF THEY SEE ONE OF THEM GETTING MUGGED FOR THEIR CANDY MONEY, THEY'D JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
SKELETONS SEEM LIKE THEY'D BE ASSHOLES.

[cuteandquarky]

how can they be assholes if they do not even have asses karkat? :P

[alienates]

WOW, HARLEY.
YOU'RE BEING VERY ASSIST RIGHT NOW.
ASS-IST?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO CONFUSE WHAT I JUST SAID WITH THE ACTUAL REAL WORD ASSIST.
I MEAN LIKE YOU WERE BEING RACIST BUT TO ASSES.

[cuteandquarky]

i am not being an assist!
but the ass is a muscle and they do not have muscles because they are skeletons
therefore they do not have asses OR assholes
it is science!

[alienates]

OK BUT SKELETONS ARE FULL OF HOLES AREN'T THEY?
LIKE I AM PRETTY SURE THERE IS A BIG HOLE IN THE WHOLE ASS AREA OF A SKELETON WHICH MEANS THAT IT DOES IN FACT, HAVE AN ASSHOLE.

[cuteandquarky]

no! it is not the "ass area" it is the pelvic area
those are PELVIC holes!

[alienates]

JADE THIS IS AN ASS.

[cuteandquarky]

no its not!!! it is a pelvis



an ass is the gluetus maximus! a muscle!



which skeletons clearly do NOT have!!!!!!

[alienates]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, HARLEY
LET THE FUCKING SKELETON HAVE AN ASS IF IT WANTS TO

[cuteandquarky]

who even said the skeletons wanted an ass?
you are putting words in their mouths now!!!

[alienates]

OK BUT WHY WOULDN'T THEY WANT ONE, HARLEY
IT'S PROBABLY REALLY GODDAMN UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING ON BONES

[cuteandquarky]

skeletons dont have nerve endings though
so i dont think they would feel uncomfortable doing anything!

[alienates]

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A SKELETON EXPERT ANYWAY
UNLESS YOU HAVE PROOF I AM GOING TO START CALLING BULLSHIT ON ALL OF THIS.

[cuteandquarky]

it is just basic human anatomy!
the skeletal system and nervous system are different and mostly separate!!!
though i guess i cannot vouch for troll skeletons
maybe your touch receptors are in your bones

[alienates]

WOW HARLEY
WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, IT SOUNDS KIND OF DIRTY.

[cuteandquarky]

what about that sounds dirty??
those are perfectly acceptable scientific words!!!!

actually dont tell me
i dont think i want to know

[alienates]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID THEM

ANYWAY I THINK YOU'RE BEING RUDE STILL TO THE SKELETONS
NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE REAL FEELINGS BECAUSE THEY LACK THINK PANS.

[cuteandquarky]

no!!
skeletons can definitely have feelings! :(
just..... not physical ones?
i guess the science of sentient skeletons is a little hard to pin down :/

[alienates]

I'M JUST SAYING THAT THEY MIGHT COME FROM A UNIVERSE WHERE THEY CAN HAVE PHYSICAL SENSATIONS