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[alienates]

YOU ARE GROSSLY UNDERESTIMATING HOW MUCH SOME PEOPLE LOVE CANDY.
IF SOMEONE IS DETERMINED ENOUGH I AM SURE THEY WILL BE WILLING TO BRAVE A SKELETON.
THERE ISN'T MUCH THEY CAN DO BESIDES RATTLE THREATENINGLY.

[cuteandquarky]

maybe they would brave ONE skeleton....
but would they brave an entire skeleton society?? :o

[alienates]

OK BUT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT THE SKELETONS EVEN GROUP THEMSELVES TOGETHER LIKE THAT?
MAYBE THEY WOULD PREFER TO HAVE THEIR OWN SPACES.
OR MAYBE IF THEY SEE ONE OF THEM GETTING MUGGED FOR THEIR CANDY MONEY, THEY'D JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
SKELETONS SEEM LIKE THEY'D BE ASSHOLES.

[cuteandquarky]

how can they be assholes if they do not even have asses karkat? :P

[alienates]

WOW, HARLEY.
YOU'RE BEING VERY ASSIST RIGHT NOW.
ASS-IST?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO CONFUSE WHAT I JUST SAID WITH THE ACTUAL REAL WORD ASSIST.
I MEAN LIKE YOU WERE BEING RACIST BUT TO ASSES.

[cuteandquarky]

i am not being an assist!
but the ass is a muscle and they do not have muscles because they are skeletons
therefore they do not have asses OR assholes
it is science!

[alienates]

OK BUT SKELETONS ARE FULL OF HOLES AREN'T THEY?
LIKE I AM PRETTY SURE THERE IS A BIG HOLE IN THE WHOLE ASS AREA OF A SKELETON WHICH MEANS THAT IT DOES IN FACT, HAVE AN ASSHOLE.

[cuteandquarky]

no! it is not the "ass area" it is the pelvic area
those are PELVIC holes!

[alienates]

JADE THIS IS AN ASS.

[cuteandquarky]

no its not!!! it is a pelvis



an ass is the gluetus maximus! a muscle!



which skeletons clearly do NOT have!!!!!!

[alienates]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, HARLEY
LET THE FUCKING SKELETON HAVE AN ASS IF IT WANTS TO

[cuteandquarky]

who even said the skeletons wanted an ass?
you are putting words in their mouths now!!!

[alienates]

OK BUT WHY WOULDN'T THEY WANT ONE, HARLEY
IT'S PROBABLY REALLY GODDAMN UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING ON BONES

[cuteandquarky]

skeletons dont have nerve endings though
so i dont think they would feel uncomfortable doing anything!

[alienates]

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A SKELETON EXPERT ANYWAY
UNLESS YOU HAVE PROOF I AM GOING TO START CALLING BULLSHIT ON ALL OF THIS.

[cuteandquarky]

it is just basic human anatomy!
the skeletal system and nervous system are different and mostly separate!!!
though i guess i cannot vouch for troll skeletons
maybe your touch receptors are in your bones

[alienates]

WOW HARLEY
WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, IT SOUNDS KIND OF DIRTY.

[cuteandquarky]

what about that sounds dirty??
those are perfectly acceptable scientific words!!!!

actually dont tell me
i dont think i want to know

[alienates]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID THEM

ANYWAY I THINK YOU'RE BEING RUDE STILL TO THE SKELETONS
NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE REAL FEELINGS BECAUSE THEY LACK THINK PANS.

[cuteandquarky]

no!!
skeletons can definitely have feelings! :(
just..... not physical ones?
i guess the science of sentient skeletons is a little hard to pin down :/

[alienates]

I'M JUST SAYING THAT THEY MIGHT COME FROM A UNIVERSE WHERE THEY CAN HAVE PHYSICAL SENSATIONS

[cuteandquarky]

well if they come from an alternate universe then ANYTHING could be true!
there is no way of knowing!!

[alienates]

AHA
IN THAT CASE, YOU ADMIT THAT THERE ARE SOME SKELETONS WHO CAN HAVE ASSES.

[cuteandquarky]

fine
in certain alternate universes there may be some skeletons who have managed to get the muscles they need to have asses
so now they are skeletons with butt muscles

[alienates]

HA!
I AM GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMIT TO BEING WRONG ABOUT THIS VERY IMPORTANT TOPIC THAT WE WERE ARGUING ABOUT FOR SOME REASON