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[cuteandquarky]

i am not being an assist!
but the ass is a muscle and they do not have muscles because they are skeletons
therefore they do not have asses OR assholes
it is science!

[alienates]

OK BUT SKELETONS ARE FULL OF HOLES AREN'T THEY?
LIKE I AM PRETTY SURE THERE IS A BIG HOLE IN THE WHOLE ASS AREA OF A SKELETON WHICH MEANS THAT IT DOES IN FACT, HAVE AN ASSHOLE.

[cuteandquarky]

no! it is not the "ass area" it is the pelvic area
those are PELVIC holes!

[alienates]

JADE THIS IS AN ASS.

[cuteandquarky]

no its not!!! it is a pelvis



an ass is the gluetus maximus! a muscle!



which skeletons clearly do NOT have!!!!!!

[alienates]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, HARLEY
LET THE FUCKING SKELETON HAVE AN ASS IF IT WANTS TO

[cuteandquarky]

who even said the skeletons wanted an ass?
you are putting words in their mouths now!!!

[alienates]

OK BUT WHY WOULDN'T THEY WANT ONE, HARLEY
IT'S PROBABLY REALLY GODDAMN UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING ON BONES

[cuteandquarky]

skeletons dont have nerve endings though
so i dont think they would feel uncomfortable doing anything!

[alienates]

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A SKELETON EXPERT ANYWAY
UNLESS YOU HAVE PROOF I AM GOING TO START CALLING BULLSHIT ON ALL OF THIS.

[cuteandquarky]

it is just basic human anatomy!
the skeletal system and nervous system are different and mostly separate!!!
though i guess i cannot vouch for troll skeletons
maybe your touch receptors are in your bones

[alienates]

WOW HARLEY
WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, IT SOUNDS KIND OF DIRTY.

[cuteandquarky]

what about that sounds dirty??
those are perfectly acceptable scientific words!!!!

actually dont tell me
i dont think i want to know

[alienates]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID THEM

ANYWAY I THINK YOU'RE BEING RUDE STILL TO THE SKELETONS
NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE REAL FEELINGS BECAUSE THEY LACK THINK PANS.

[cuteandquarky]

no!!
skeletons can definitely have feelings! :(
just..... not physical ones?
i guess the science of sentient skeletons is a little hard to pin down :/

[alienates]

I'M JUST SAYING THAT THEY MIGHT COME FROM A UNIVERSE WHERE THEY CAN HAVE PHYSICAL SENSATIONS

[cuteandquarky]

well if they come from an alternate universe then ANYTHING could be true!
there is no way of knowing!!

[alienates]

AHA
IN THAT CASE, YOU ADMIT THAT THERE ARE SOME SKELETONS WHO CAN HAVE ASSES.

[cuteandquarky]

fine
in certain alternate universes there may be some skeletons who have managed to get the muscles they need to have asses
so now they are skeletons with butt muscles

[alienates]

HA!
I AM GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMIT TO BEING WRONG ABOUT THIS VERY IMPORTANT TOPIC THAT WE WERE ARGUING ABOUT FOR SOME REASON

[cuteandquarky]

im not wrong!
i admitted that there MIGHT be some alternate universes where you are right
but that means that there are ALSO alternate universes where I am right!!

[alienates]

OK BUT IN HOW MANY UNIVERSES AM I THE RIGHT ONE COMPARED TO ONES WHERE YOU ARE?
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'LL PROBABLY HAVE THE HIGHER NUMBER HERE
JUST SAYING.

[cuteandquarky]

no way!
you are only right in universes in which skeletons decide they want asses and are able to give themselves muscles or muscle substitutes
and even assuming that each of those things have a one in two chance in happening
(which believe me is kind of a stretch!!!!!!!!!!)
that is only 25% of universes where you are right and 75% of universes where i am right

[alienates]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THOSE NUMBERS ARE IN ANY WAY ACCURATE.
JUST BECAUSE YOU PULL PERCENTAGES OUT OF YOUR ASS (THAT SKELETONS ALSO HAVE) DOESN'T PROVE YOUR POINT.
LOOK, I TOO, CAN MAKE UP NUMBERS.
I AM 98% RIGHT AND YOU ARE 2% RIGHT.

[cuteandquarky]

they are not made up! they are basic math!!
i am saying that you have two conditions for skeletons to have asses!!!
if i am being FAIR and saying that each one has a 50% chance of being true among all universes like it is a coin flip
then you still have to multiply them together to find out how many universes would have BOTH things be true!!
one half times one half equals one fourth which is the same as 25%
MATH!!!!