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10/30 text backdated just a hair

[parodeity]

yo you got a sec i got some deets to drop at you
which need to be like
secret until next weekish?
but i just remembered i hadnt like
told you
its re an alien race i may have met and befriended

[cuteandquarky]

of course! :)
i promise to keep my lips sealed!!!!

so what is the deal? :o
is the alien race the troll alien race?
or is it other aliens?

[parodeity]

other ones
so like you werent around when he did it but karkat posted about the kharaa
long story short in this universe humanity and everything else is i guess at war with them
theyre like parasitic bacteria and take over hosts and shit
and i dont think anyone else knows their lingo probably
so like
theyre the big bad according to naoko and co and everyone else weve talked to
and so anyway i made friends with some
long story
but i met p diddy and helped him out and he like has an island with a bunch of his bros
and theyre good people aside from the whole conquest thing?

[cuteandquarky]

well.... the conquest thing sounds pretty bad to be honest!
but i guess it is better to be friends with them than to be enemies
maybe you can convince them to be even less conquest-y!!

....if they are like bacteria then how were you able to talk to them though?
wouldnt they be too small?
actually how did you make friends with them if you dont know their language????

[parodeity]

that is the plan currently
rose thinks i can do it and shes like
rose
and looking into the possibilities for me
sooo
as long as she says theres a razor thin line of possibility ill walk it

they like take over host bodies
they have these uh alien looking hosts currently
also it took me six months to learn their language

[cuteandquarky]

just be careful!
if there is a chance you can help them then i will do what i can to support you :o
but i dont want you getting in danger either

...also what happens to the things whose bodies they are taking?
are they okay?

[parodeity]

i promise ill be careful
rose is doublechecking my every move currently
with her seer bullshit

also i am not
sure?
like they kinda mutate and become one
uh most of the hosts right now are light frogs who
do not give a fuck about anything including being alive so
i dont think it bothers them

[cuteandquarky]

how would you know? :(
have you ASKED the frogs???
maybe they give fucks about a lot of things and you just dont know because you dont know their froggy language!

[parodeity]

actually yes weve talked to them in the dreamscape before
light frogs show no reaction to anything
ever
they dont care if theyre alive or dead
they are quite frankly really creepy?
dirk pulled a soul out of one and it didnt even care

[cuteandquarky]

well...... in that case i guess if the kharaa NEED to pick a host then the light frogs are the best choice
but still :(
even if they dont care i hope they are not in pain

is there anything that i can do to help?