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[alienates]

HARLEY.
HARLEY!!!
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION FOR US THAT INVOLVES BIRDS.

[cuteandquarky]

karkat!!!!
what kind of mission???
if it is important then we should get started asap!

[alienates]

THE FIRST MISSION IS WE ARE GOING TO GET ON THE TREE BIRD THING WE DISCUSSED.
THE SECOND MISSION IS, DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT DEBRIS HUNT ADVENTURE THAT URSULA WAS TALKING ABOUT?
I WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF CRAP WE CAN FIND.

SORRY THIS IS SO LATE.....

[cuteandquarky]

with building the pen you mean? :o
that sounds like a good thing to get on!!
the tree birds cannot wander forever!

and going debris hunting sounds like fun too!
we should definitely go together! :)

YOU'RE FINE

[alienates]

IF THEY WANDER TOO FAR IT WILL DESTROY THE PURPOSE OF HAVING PENS, YES.
I WILL EVEN LET YOU PAINT THE PENS FANCY COLORS BECAUSE I AM KIND.

OK COOL. THAT WILL DEFINITELY BE A THING AS WELL.

[cuteandquarky]

then we will need to do our best to wrangle them and put them in their fancy pens
which will be very fancy!!!!! i will promise to pick only the prettiest and most fancy colors i can find! :D

and when do you want to go debris hunting? should we do that before or after building a pen?
oh, what if we found some cool paints in the debris? :o

[alienates]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED TO HEAR.
THEY SEEM TO LIKE BRIGHT STUFF SO I FIGURED IF THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE LIMITATIONS TO THEIR FREEDOM THEY MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY SOME PERKS.

WE CAN DO IT ANY TIME THIS MONTH I GUESS.
AND MAYBE.
YOU CAN FIND SOME WEIRD SHIT HERE.

[cuteandquarky]

oh i didnt know they liked bright stuff! :o
are there any colors they seem to like more than others???
i can make it extra nice for them! :)

well it would make sense to go before building the pen i think
what if we found something VERY COOL there that would have been perfect for pen-building??? we would feel very silly!
once we have taken stock of our supplies we can start building

[alienates]

I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW?
I DIDN'T EXPERIMENT WITH THAT.
ALTHOUGH I GUESS WE CAN DO THAT NOW AND SEE WHAT THEY LIKE.

HELL. MAYBE WE'LL FIND A PERFECTLY GOOD PEN WE CAN USE.
(WE'D BE MORE LIKELY TO FIND A WRITING PEN THAN A GATE ONE, BUT ANYWAY)

[cuteandquarky]

sounds like it is time for some......
..............
(imagine theres a drumroll here lol)
..................
SCIENCE!

and a writing pen would be fun too!
maybe it would write in pretty colors :)

[alienates]

IF SCIENCE IS APPARENTLY ASKING WEIRD BIRD ALIENS WHAT THEIR FAVORITE COLOR IS THEN SURE.
WELL, I SUPPOSE WE WOULDN'T LITERALLY BE ASKING THEM...
UNLESS WE DO IT IN THE DREAMSCAPE? BUT THAT STILL FEELS LESS LIKE SCIENCE AND MORE LIKE STRIKING UP A CONVERSATION.

LIKE GREY?

[cuteandquarky]

uh karkat no offense but....
i would not consider grey to be that pretty of a color :P
its kind of bland!! and not at all colorful!!!!!
something like pink or green or light blue is better :)

[alienates]

YOU CAN'T SAY NO OFFENSE AND THEN OFFEND ME, HARLEY.
THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.
ALSO OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY GREEN.

[cuteandquarky]

its not offensive!!!! it is a statement of fact!!!!!
gray can be a very nice color and it is easy to read
but it is by definition not colorful!

and i said other colors too!
it doesnt have to be green

[alienates]

I AM SURE YOU SIMPLY SNUCK THOSE OTHER COLORS IN SO I WOULDN'T GET SUSPICIOUS.
BUT I AM ONTO YOU, AND YOUR GREEN ADVOCATING WAYS.
YOU CANNOT PULL A FAST ONE ON ME.

[cuteandquarky]

omg thats not true!!
green is a super pretty color but i like a lot of other colors too!!!!!
it would be boring if everything was the SAME color
geez :P

[alienates]

WELL FIRST OF ALL, THERE ARE DIFFERENT SHADES OF GREEN.
YOUR GREEN IS DIFFERENT FROM JAKE'S GREEN AND KANAYA'S GREEN, FOR EXAMPLE.
SO YOU CAN DEFINITELY HAVE THE SAME COLOR BUT IT'LL STILL BE, HOW YOU SAY, COLORFUL.

[cuteandquarky]

that is a good point but it would still be monochromatic
which is not as exciting as a full rainbow!!!

[alienates]

OK BUT WHAT IF YOU WANT TO ADHERE TO A CERTAIN THEME?
IN WHICH CASE IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE TO GO THE MORE MONOCHROMATIC LOOK VERSUS JUST THROWING RANDOM COLORS AROUND JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK IT LOOKS SLIGHTLY NICE.

[ he is veering off from the original point that was being made. ]